What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 01:29

Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
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Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…